Bob and Matt welcome back Kathy Carson by subjecting her to the wonderful NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET rip-off DON'T PANIC! Is your mom an alcoholic? Does your head look like an indescribable mess? Did you bribe your high school front-gate guard with pornography to get to class on time? THIS MOVIE IS FOR YOU!
Matt and Bob welcome back Baltimore Comedian and LAUGHFINDER dude Bryan Preston to watch a new, big budget studio drama with an incredible A-List cast. That movie is SERENITY! Why did they watch this, somewhat buried, Matthew McConaughey flick? What could be the reason? Such answers will not and should not be revealed unless you watch the movie proper or listen to us attempt to recall it. To the person responsible for green-lighting this script, THANK YOU.
THEY KNOW! is a pseudo-educational show about pseudo-science and conspiracy theories. BAH and MAP don their ushankas for a trip to the great wilderness of our favorite frenemy, Russia! There, they discover all sorts of bizarrely plausible accounts and phenomena. Dasvidaniya, comrade!
Matt, Bob and returning guest of the show, space expert Mike TV, once again dip into the GIRLS, GUNS AND G-STRINGS DVD 12 pack to watch another Andy Sidaris classic: PICASSO TRIGGER! Do you enjoy espionage, sex and endless parades of various land, sea and air transportation? Have you ever wanted a crutch that's also a geiger counter and homing missile launcher? Do you dream of a world filled with marine biologists that dress like a Streets Of Rage villain? Look no further because Picasso Trigger is the "fish painting movie" you've been waiting for!
LISTEN TO MIKE'S OTHER ANDY SIDARIS EPISODE: MALIBU EXPRESS