Matt and Bob welcome back fan-favorite-guest John Bennett as all three of them make the collective mistake of choosing a movie to watch based on nothing but the idiocy of the title. STEEL HORSE WAR!
Bob and Matt welcome back Kathy Carson by subjecting her to the wonderful NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET rip-off DON'T PANIC! Is your mom an alcoholic? Does your head look like an indescribable mess? Did you bribe your high school front-gate guard with pornography to get to class on time? THIS MOVIE IS FOR YOU!
Matt and Bob welcome back Baltimore Comedian and LAUGHFINDER dude Bryan Preston to watch a new, big budget studio drama with an incredible A-List cast. That movie is SERENITY! Why did they watch this, somewhat buried, Matthew McConaughey flick? What could be the reason? Such answers will not and should not be revealed unless you watch the movie proper or listen to us attempt to recall it. To the person responsible for green-lighting this script, THANK YOU.
Matt, Bob and returning guest of the show, space expert Mike TV, once again dip into the GIRLS, GUNS AND G-STRINGS DVD 12 pack to watch another Andy Sidaris classic: PICASSO TRIGGER! Do you enjoy espionage, sex and endless parades of various land, sea and air transportation? Have you ever wanted a crutch that's also a geiger counter and homing missile launcher? Do you dream of a world filled with marine biologists that dress like a Streets Of Rage villain? Look no further because Picasso Trigger is the "fish painting movie" you've been waiting for!
LISTEN TO MIKE'S OTHER ANDY SIDARIS EPISODE: MALIBU EXPRESS
Bob and Matt sit down with Baltimore Artist Andrea Kalfas to watch a movie she specifically requested, and for good reason, THE BARBARIANS! From the director of CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST and produced by the legendary CANNON FILMS this is the first huge headlining flick for Peter and David Paul, best known as THE BARBARIAN BROTHERS! Are they just playing themselves? How can a movie be so sexual with no sex? Do the writers know how the concept of time works? All the answers and more can be found on what is possibly the longest Bonus Disc breakdown ever!
Bob and Matt welcome back musician and fake-band enthusiast Mike Stettes to watch the 1986 sci-fi enigma that is Albert Pyun's VICIOUS LIPS! Prepare yourself for corkscrew cigars, one-upping TOTAL RECALL boob scenes and a Manbeast from Venus who has murdered a preposterous amount of women...but still deserves a fair trial.
MIKE'S FIRST EPISODE FROM 2015: THE ART OF DYING
Matt and Bob strong-arm puppet enthusiast Johnny Marra to endure one of the most sexist, racist, shameful, tasteless, depressing and outright baffling movies the show has ever watched: Dr. Uwe Boll's BLOODRAYNE 3...wait no...BLUBBERELLA!
Matt and Bob welcome back supreme Baltimore creative Tyler Merchant to watch a threequel in a JCVD/Angelina Jolie franchise he's never seen...CYBORG 3: THE RECYCLER! Join these gents in movie wasteland as they struggle to figure out who the hell is a cyborg exactly, why is the theme of this movie Pro-Choice and how did Malcolm McDowell get top billing for stopping by the set and putting on a powerglove.
Matt and Bob finally land Official Bigfoot Cinema Expert Matt Tull as a guest, to celebrate they watch they watch the sasquatch-less Traci Lords earthquake movie EPICENTER! Do you enjoy wigs, hacking, cow-skin lined strip-clubs and parrot puppets? Do you love it when acting legend Jeff Fahey gets top billing for a paycheck glorified cameo? Have you ever dreamed about action star Gary Daniels with late 90's frosted tip? If you answered yes to all then you answered YES to EPICENTER!
Matt, Bob and returning guest of the show, voice actor Rex Anderson, find a hidden gem with an all-star cast: David A. Prior's RAW NERVE! Join these gentlemen as they become anointed in the church of Jan-Michael Vincent and his godlike ability to be alive without moving. Is this a race car movie? Does Traci Lords' character suffer from debilitating face blindness? Is Glenn Ford illiterate? Find out!