The guys are joined by local musician Jen Tydings as they watch another classic PM ENTERTAINMENT film about a private detective named Wars. JUST KIDDING. The movie is called PRIVATE WARS, but they still aren’t really sure why. Bob tries not to fall asleep, Matt is happy to see a ninja that looks like Ice-T, and Jen doesn’t approve of inter-generational sex scenes. Join them as they watch a movie that could easily be a prequel to BRICK MANSIONS that features 2 types of ninjas, Officer Dan from MARRIED…WITH CHILDREN, crimes against produce, and a 4 hour-long opening credits scene comprised entirely of shots of prostitutes touching their legs!